< negativity > Forget it. There are NO benefits to being at work two hours early. All you do is get your hopes up that you will have a project finished by lunch only to be sent miles backward on the journey. < /negativity >
Early bird gets the worm. I will post the benefits of being up this early later on.
What’s Your Flavor?
Mmm … vanilla! Clean, fresh, and classic, you’re the flavor of ice cream on hot summer nights and cookies dipped in hot cocoa. In a word, you’re comforting — a steady, faithful person who’s a rock in times of trouble and always has a shoulder for friends to cry on. Don’t underestimate your importance; everyone needs someone they can count on. Flashy? Not you. Overwhelming? Never. You’re reassuring and friendly, the ultimate warm blanket people love to snuggle up with. Simple, soothing, and good with everything from fresh berries to chocolate sauce, you’re a truly tasty treat.
Our chef is my HERO OF THE DAY. She just brought me chocolate covered strawberries! Mmm Mmm Good!
What’s Your Superpower?
Me? Mine is SUPER SPEED! “Some people might think you have a talent for impatience, but we like to call it efficiency. You approach all things with a need for speed. Whether running a race, eating lunch, or writing a report, you finish the task in no time flat. This quality is a huge asset in today’s hotwired workplace where there’s never enough time to do anything. With a little bit of practice, you’ll soon be zipping about the office, zooming between social engagements, and devouring books at an alarming rate. Your friends and coworkers won’t be able to keep up. If you use your powers wisely you’ll be the model of well-balanced productivity. Ultra-speedy superheroes have to take good care of their bodies. Be sure to eat right, get plenty of sleep and stretch regularly. Are you ready? Go invest in some quality shoes and hop to it. You’ll be flying through your day in no time.”
Note to self: buy AAA batteries for mouse at lunch
The webcam arrived! Check me out! And if you see me doing something dorky (likelihood = high), save that picture and email it to me.