Random Thoughts from a Large Head

What’s My Pirate Name? Arr matey, call me Calico Bess Bonney. “Often indecisive, you can’t even choose a favorite color. You’re apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate’s life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!” Link via swallowing tacks.