I’m going to be away
February 22nd, 2002
I’m going to be away from the internet for a while. Maybe more than 24 whole hours. I will report back to you on what life away from the net is like when I return.
In my absence, I leave you with a question of the day posed by Kevin Fox. A real doozy, if you ask me.
See those of you helping me move (love you!) tomorrow at 10ish (am!). See the rest of you on the flipside.
Categories: to be sorted
Good luck Leia. Love, Mom
You really think this stuff is cool? I hope that Kevin is not a friend of yours. I thought you were cleaning up your website and your links. Your question of the day leaves a lot to be desired.
Real life report: I heard TV shows are in color now… is that really true?
The bath of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill, bathes with the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother’s bather and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down on thee with great vengence and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers, and you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengence upon thee.
you could just give up the internet and become a prostitute. question answered, problem solved.
I agree with Mom. How dare you post such pornography to your website! I mean, look at that terrible three letter word. It’s right there on the front page! It’s downright filthy! Don’t you realize that it is every American’s duty to remain in chronic denial about the biological regularities of the human animal, forever transplanting themselves into backwards 19th century ideologies for the new millennium. Leia, do you want to fail our Calvinistic forefathers? Do you want to extirpate our latent Puritanism with something so innocuous?
Indeed, Kevin should be ashamed of himself! He is a wholly unAmerican multiheaded Gorgon who should be thrown in front of the execution squad after the thirteenth month (for our cause WILL go down and not the way that Kevin’s thinking) for simply stating that TERRIBLE TERRIBLE word on a web page.
First Amendment? Posh! Poppycock! A free society demands hermetically sealed, antiseptic decency!
we have the large head. no harm will come to the head if our demands are met. do not call the police. await further instructions.
The headnappers forgot to put our web site address.
Acknoledge compliance to headnappers@yahoo.com
gee, it looks like the headnappers took that photo in mark and jeremy’s apartment.
Who lives in an apartment? And what do I know about ‘head’ anyway?
I have called the CIA – the Cranium Inspection Agency – and they are on their way with state-of-the-art detection equipment to track down these evil doers and return the head to its loving family. We do not surrender to gap-toothed face of tyranny around these parts, busters. Prepare for some old-school anal probing.
Look in the headers of any correspondence sent from the headnappers.
You should see a line that goes a little like this:
“Received: from [??.???.???.??] by web??????.mail.yahoo.com via HTTP”
Fill in the question marks from the source email and post here.
Betcha the IP resolves to host-20.aviztech.com.
I always knew something was fishy about that guy in the dark office.
yeah, leia, i sure hope this “kevin” guy is no friend of yours. with friends like him, who needs medication? i don’t think i’m going to read your site anymore until you clean up your act. i’ll be over here, waiting in the dark with my puritan ethics, relying on you to make the world a cleaner place to live.