Random Thoughts from a Large Head

OH NO! not the head!!!!

I just bet that Bi Laden is involved in the headknapping in some way or another.

“Make no mistake. Understand that phrenological terrorists will not be tolerated in this country. We will hunt down this vicious axis of evil, leaving no stone unturned, until we transform these diabolical scum into God-fearing Americans.” — Donald Rumsfeld, at a press conference this morning.

Has anyone put together a reconnaissance team yet?

Our boys were sent out tonight, dropped down just outside of Bolivia. I’d tell you the details, but, as you know, my line of work requires the q.t. As you all know, the phrenological heads are amongst one of the major instigators in ridding the world of bodily fluids. Have you ever known a phrenological head to drink any water? It is our fundamental duty to capture all phrenological heads and preserve them in our compound. This is in the interests of the people’s collective health and national security. Sadly, it means that Ms. Scofield may not see her phrenological head again. But better a head in the hands of Uncle Sam, then a bunch of savage terrorists.

I know it just isn’t the same but here’s a new head.

I already have that head, as well, Jorge. Luckily, the heads weren’t hanging out together at the time of the napping.

leia, just let us know if there’s anything we can do to help.

I know it just isn’t the same but here’s a new head.

I get the bastards that did this too you! I love that head!

In repsonse to Jorge, I had a girlfriend who had one of those infernal glass heads. I was helping her move and we decided that we didn’t want that thing, so we went out and set it on the sidewalk and watched it from the window because we expected to get a good laugh at the kids who would inevitably sneak off with it.
That damn sat there on the sidewalk for almost two weeks.