Rumor has it that Haikus
March 28th, 2002
Rumor has it that Haikus of the News Katie might make an appearance among DFW Bloggers tomorrow night. We are somewhat concerned that Katie might only speak and understand 5-7-5 form, so we have been prepping Jeremy with some things he might say so that she might feel comfortable:
I have rock hard abs.
You can call me Jeremy.
Let’s get nasty now.
I have a website.
Better watch out, naive one
I’m gonna say f***.
Look at my muscles.
Aren’t they chiseled and hard?
Don’t look! I’m bloated.
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well.. i AM!
What’s happenin’ tomorrow night? Am I just uninformed? Dang…I’m always the last to know.
i’m assuming you’re talking about the big lebowski showing. which ironically enough, i’m not sure that i’m going to be able to be at.
I’m so jealous of everyone’s haiku skills!
yeah, i’m with roger. what’s up?
midnight movie at the inwood. The big Lewbowski! everyones doing it!
Hello?! Don’t you people read the forums?
no…they just don’t read my posts…punks, the lot of them.
no. the forums are not very user friendly.
ummm…
Hah…why read about it, when I’m going to be HERE? LOL
Haiku #3, line 2 is missing a syllable. For shame.
Somehow I managed to convince my brain that “aren’t” is two syllables. Alas.
my favorite haiku:
Like a newborn pig
spam emerges pink and wet
making sucking sounds