This morning, in an act of sheer brilliance likely driven by only getting four hours of sleep, I gouged my thumbnail into the delicate, and already irritated because of allergies, tissue covering my septum. My nose immediately started dripping blood (dude, I am so hottt!). Now, whenever I sneeze or sniffle or basically just breathe, I feel like I’m in a pool and just snorted up a pint of heavily chlorinated water. Good times.
Another gross story, found while searching for “area in nose between nostril”: About the Best Zit I Ever Had
What you’ve missed in the last three weeks because you are not me:
» Having an ostrich snatch an entire dixie cup full of feed out of your hand and swallow it whole (said ostrich was still alive on two subsequent visits).
» Going to an utterly amazing DJ Shadow concert (See Bill’s review and photos) I want to be a DJ.
» Learning about lobsters (did you know that if they die in the tank, they stick their front legs out like Superman when he flies?).
» fobique!
» Explaining assassinations (photo).
» Deciding it is time to find a new church with a thriving singles ministry.
» Squeezing into an 11 person mirror shot.
» Ringu. Igby Goes Down. Red Dragon.
» Proving you really do have a large head (hat on me, hat on Min Jung).
» Cleaning the house for my parents’ visit.
» TV (starting with Monday): Third Watch, Buffy, Gilmore Girls, Ed, West Wing, Breaking News, Friends, Scrubs, Good Morning Miami, ER, Firefly, Monk, Charmed, Angel, Boomtown, Alias, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, SeaLab 2021.
» State fair three times, with twelve unique people.
» Replacing the clutch, water pump, timing belt, and two other fun belts in my 1991 Ford Probe (it was the first time any of these had been replaced and I knew the day was coming, I just didn’t want it to be so soon. And, in reality, it wasn’t that soon. I had 53k more miles on the timing belt than is recommended).
» Hottubbing with friends (photo).
» Finishing two client sites. Getting more clients. Deciding it is time to start marketing ourselves.
» DFWblogs cocktail event (photos).
» Riding in the backseat of a Mustang on a gorgeous early fall night with Min Jung Kim (photo).
» Stuffing your face with cotton candy (photo).
Maybe now that I’ve gotten all of that out of the way, I can start blogging again. Or maybe I’ll just update you again in three weeks.
I just authorized the expenditure of $1100 on my car. HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
