Body Odor: Nemesis
December 16th, 2002
I should have known the empty half-row of seats in the movie theatre were too good to be true. Sitting down to watch Star Trek: Nemesis, a distinct aroma overpowered me. Body Odor. Not your normal, everyday BO: the kind that smells like a person has been bathing in bean burritos. “Tina, do you have any perfume in your purse?” I inquired. She did, proving once again that there is a God and He is good.
A good half-dozen squirts in the general direction of the culprit gave us a few moments of reprieve, and caused outrageous laughter from the row behind us, where some girls had noticed the smell too.
Too bad we didn’t see Maid in Manhattan. They are probably a much better smelling crowd.
Categories: random
Should we spend the extra to see this one in the theatre? I’ve been wanting to see it, but the critics (even the one I respect) have been pretty harsh.
yeah, other than the body odor, how was it?
Nothing exciting. Sort of like a Very Special The Next Generation.
Worst. Star Trek movie. Ever.
Really. Worse than Star Trek V. Worse than “Insurrection.” Take this Trekkie’s word for it. I turn my back to the franchise after this one.
Amen sista. Nothing worse than that body stench that overpowers anything in its presence. What’s worse is sitting on an exercise bike or treadmill and having Thor the human armpit sit on the machine next to you and sweat out the garlic lover’s pizza he had for lunch.