Expert Opinion
February 2nd, 2003
I was interviewed for my hometown’s news last night. My sister is a reporter there and her station wanted to hear about what was going on in the DFW area from one of the residents (especially after she said, “You know, my sister lives in Dallas”). They needed a photo of me, so I slapped on some make-up and had Julie snap a picture. I talked to their weekend anchor via phone, and when I was talking, this graphic aired:
It’s too bad that the siding on our house makes it look like I’m in a police line-up.
Fabulous dahling.
Way too cool!
Well, whatever the crime was, you had a good time.
I’m so glad News13 is on my side.
those lines in mug shots are usually at 6 inch increments (don’t ask me how i know). so, your head appears to be 2.5 feet tall.
that is one large head.
Actually they are in 1 inch increments for the city, county, and state, with the thicker lines every 3 inches. The Feds (F.B.I.)and some local cops have now started using metric and marking lines at every 5 centimeters.
Did your sister offer any kind of payment for your services?
As you well know MOM, I don’t have any money to give out to interviewees. And paying people for reports isn’t our style. That’s NOT On Your Side.
worst pip ever.