Chocolate Fountain
I know of at least three couples getting married in a one-month period next spring. It is my mission in life to get one of these couples to have a chocolate fountain at their reception. The other night, I had two of the brides in a chat room:
L: i still vote for a chocolate fountain
J: i’d have to truck it in. and they’re not cheap to begin with
L: get the fountain and screw everything else.
L: tell everyone “BYO thing to dip in chocolate”
C: god, fountains are pretty, but they are a PAIN
L: shut up connie.
K: chocolate fountains look good
J: we’d have to have the reception inside, the fountain could be no more than 10 feet from a plug, blah blah…
S: and let’s face it — we aren’t going to be a classy crowd with a chocolate fountain
L: screw class. CHOCOLATE! FOUNTAIN!
C: i’m all about a chocolate fountain
K: we’d all be gathered around it, getting chocolate EVERYWHERE
C: leia would be leaning over it openmouthed
J: i can see it now… 130 people swarming the fountain table.
J: …dropping things in and gunking up the works…
J: table collapsing…
J: and so on.
S: It would be like that bride who got arrested, but it would be all the guests went crazy with a sugar high
J: who needs alcohol? my guests get high on cocoa.
L: the cops show up and we are all covered in chocolate
S: the caterer would cut us off and we’d get violent
S: the cops would get a drop of sugar on them and we’d bite them
K: there’d be a riot when the fountain got shut off
L: chocolate fight!
J: we could set up a chocolate wrestling pit and let the guests place bets on the bridesmaids.
J: a modern alternative to the dollar dance.
K: sounds good to me.
K: I’d put my money on Leia any day
Five minutes later…
L: (chocolate fountain)
J: bite me
L: oh, i’ll bite you like i would a strawberry dipped in flowing chocolate.
Five minutes later…
L: (chocolate fountain)
S: I’m just thinkin’ out loud here
S: But a WHITE chocolate fountain would eliminate the stain issue
K: now THAT is thinking
S: Allow the bride to get into the mix
I’d vote for a chocolate fountain. Or a frappuccino fountain. Maybe they could serve good chocolate-dipping food at the reception.
I bet people would secretly stick their finger in it.
Of course if someone were to … oh, I don’t know … SPIT IN IT, and tell all the other guests that they did such, would only insure that they’d get all the chocolate fountain for themselves. Wouldn’t they … *** LEIA ***??
If I should ever get married again, I promise – if you come to Houston for the wedding, I will have a Godiva chocolate fountain. Deal?
I like the idea! It’s original! I think I’d love to have it with my fiance!
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