If I Could Turn Back Time…
November 27th, 2003
I was in the mood for a cheesy movie and was feeling too tired to wait half an hour for Elf tonight, so I joined the boys going to watch Timeline tonight.
Boy, was it BAD.
This review pretty much sums up what I thought about it: “What is hilarious is the way Richard Donner turns his cast into gang-improvisers, creating a lot of unseemly competitive shots of actors falling all over each other to center themselves in the frame.”
I wouldn’t advise wasting your money or your time. If you’re feeling the need to get rid of that $8 burning a hole in your pocket, you can just send it to me.

I heard Elf is pretty bad as well.
Should have seen “Master and Commander”. DAMN fine film.
Damn fine.