crabwalk.com Day!
It’s crabwalk.com day at Random Thoughts From a Large Head.
This site and its writer are deeply indebted to the proprietor of crabwalk.com, Josh Benton. If you don’t know who Josh Benton is, that’s his bouncing face on the right.
Josh Benton is the man responsible for the article profiling me in yesterday’s Dallas Morning News.
Josh Benton knows people and I know Josh Benton, so Josh Benton told the people about me. For that I am ever grateful.
And yet, how do I show my gratitude? With NOTHING! No link to his site, NOTHING!
To remedy this most tragic situation, today is crabwalk.com day at Random Thoughts From a Large Head. We’re making up for lost time, folks.
In honor of crabwalk.com day, you are encouraged to visit crabwalk.com and celebrate all things Cajun and Josh Benton.
This is a tad frightening.
This is a tad frightening.
This is a tad frightening.
Sweet mother of God.
Only a tad? Drat.
That dancing, disembodied head is going to give me nightmares.
I think I’m in love.
Freaky *and* jaunty. Yet I can’t look away…
It’s HYPNOTIZING. Yes Josh, whatever you want JOSH.
Blink tags make the Baby Jesus cry.
That’s no blink tag! Blinking requires JavaScript now! JAVASCRIPT OF EVIL!
Hmm… I’m slightly aroused.
I can’t look away.
“And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was…” the face of josh…?
My neighbours called the coppers. I can’t stop screaming.
this site and crabwalk are prime examples of newbies on the loose.
get a life and learn to actually write code, brainiacs.
Its a shame some people can only see negatives and criticize the world, when there is so much to be appreciated.
Now now now…. did someone buy their panties in a size too small again?
Hey JACKASS - Mr. ROFLMAO. You woudn’t understand newbie if it jumped out and bit you on the ass. First off, the word newbie hasn’t been used since BBSes lost favor. Secondly, there is such a thing as “ironic code” asshat.
So step off and act smart on people who’ll be impressed or alternatively go find your sex gland and express it.
this, my dear, is a thing of beauty. Erica and Julie kinda touched on this, but the clincher would be little animated heart bubbles in the background that gently rise and *pop* in the background like little champagne bubbles. That and a cheesy midi of an AMC song. *swoon*
Eeep. It… flashes. And dances.
How far back in to the recesses of your HTML knowledge did you have to go to remember the code for that scary blinking tag? And the head … the head … I am just amused by it!