Potential Jason
While driving back from a wedding shower in Bryan, Tina and I were discussing how seemingly all of our friends are marrying Jasons. Fully two-thirds of the couples we know getting married in March-April are one-half Jason. Karen has one. Julie has hers, too.
We determined that #1, we need to find someone to marry ASAP to fill out those empty weekends without weddings in April, and #2, his name should be Jason.
Really, though, neither of those is likely to happen.
Thus, the concept of a “Potential Jason” was born. A Potential Jason, or “PJ”, is someone with the ideal qualities of a lifemate.
Valentine’s Day night (?), while dining with my posse, our waiter, an Actual Jason, notified our table that he found me “kinda hot”. Sadly, this Actual Jason does not fit the standards of a Potential Jason: he’s separated from his wife in the past month, has a baby girl, and, if I had to guess, spends most of his time at work stoned.
It’s progress, though. Now to find an Actual Jason that’s a Potential Jason. And wants to get married April 10th.
PJ so very close to CJ, yet another sign that leia will be switching sides. All the signs are there.
switching sides?
Now Larry that’s how rumors get started.
But I have to agree. All signs point to yes.
Just watch out for the hockey masks…
You all know I’m in total agreement. It is inevitable. God said so.
ps. did i mention my middle name is actually ‘jason’?
hmmmmm……… April 10th, let me see ………. yep, free that day! Now, to become pure PJ material in only a month ……… hmmmmmm, let me see ………..
p.s. tip for SWJ (stoned waiter Jason), never tell a woman’s FRIENDS or her TABLE that she is “KINDA HOT”. Tell HER she is Beautiful, you pot smokin’ boob.
That is all.
Jefe, I love you. You know how to treat a woman.
Thanks, Erica. Spiky hair is cool.
Now if only Leia will realize how totally PJ I am…….
holy small world, batman.
Orkut Search -> your profile -> your post about Jasons -> I went to school with Julie.
*cues the sappy “It’s a small world” music…*
6 degrees of Julie…
I know someone who knows someone who knows everyone.
This Jason is not only married but dating a man. Sorry.
In grade nine, a girl who hung out with another girl with whom I was desparately in love mistakenly thought that my name was Jason.
I have my own Jason, but of course you know that. Your comment last night makes so much more sense now.
Either way, I have posted a pic of you on my site to help you find your own potential Jason.