Elevator Opinions
September 17th, 2004
A couple boarded the elevator after me and my co-worker. After the doors shut, the man triumphantly announced, “My name is John. I’m 65 years old and I don’t have to wear socks.”
I really wanted to announce, “My name is Leia. I’m 26 years old and if it is above 60° outside, I wear flipflops!”, but the elevator door opened.
Going to the second floor really only allows for one person to declare their stance on footwear.
Categories: random
I think that everyone who steps onto a populated elevator secretly wants to make everyone else feel uncomfortable.
I am so glad that this man acted on this impulse.
Don’t your toes get cold at 60 degrees in flip flops?
I am emphatically pro-flip-flop.
So next time it is your turn.
Elevators are evil places where ppl do not talk enough. I think everyone should promote random elevator conversations. I once ask a guy on an elevator in Fort Worth if he had thought playing a banjo in a grave yard was creepy.