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Reason I Won’t Date You #781

December 19th, 2004

The following photo was in the profile of a potential suitor on a dating site (faces obscured):

Caption: “This is my sis body slamming my X-wife. I am in the back.”

If your ex can body slam me, I’m not going to date you.

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  1. Leia
    December 19th, 2004 at 23:33 | #1

    Unfortunately, ed k, spandex unitards and I are not friends.

  2. ed k.
    December 19th, 2004 at 23:36 | #2

    Who said anything about spandex unitards??? I was thinking more about a string bikini type of think. And maybe some jello. Lots of green jello.
    Start there, and we can work our way up.
    And I can Manage your career! Why … this is a great idea.
    Stick with me kid. I’ll Make You A STAR!!! :-D

  3. December 20th, 2004 at 07:42 | #3

    As I sit here in my Brooklyn apartment i realize, I have no idea how to relate to this.
    It’s damn funny though.

  4. December 20th, 2004 at 12:08 | #4

    It’s all well and good to wear spandex, or a thong, or whatever to the ring, but if you don’t have a decent gimmick, something the fans can latch on to, they’re not going to cheer for you. So let’s open this up to the group-at-large, here…what would Leia’s gimmick be?

  5. December 20th, 2004 at 15:18 | #5

    Well, if you’re not interested in him, can you pass him my information? That totally sounds like my kind of man!

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