Reason I Won’t Date You #781
December 19th, 2004
The following photo was in the profile of a potential suitor on a dating site (faces obscured):

Caption: “This is my sis body slamming my X-wife. I am in the back.”
If your ex can body slam me, I’m not going to date you.

Unfortunately, ed k, spandex unitards and I are not friends.
Who said anything about spandex unitards??? I was thinking more about a string bikini type of think. And maybe some jello. Lots of green jello.
Start there, and we can work our way up.
And I can Manage your career! Why … this is a great idea.
Stick with me kid. I’ll Make You A STAR!!!
As I sit here in my Brooklyn apartment i realize, I have no idea how to relate to this.
It’s damn funny though.
It’s all well and good to wear spandex, or a thong, or whatever to the ring, but if you don’t have a decent gimmick, something the fans can latch on to, they’re not going to cheer for you. So let’s open this up to the group-at-large, here…what would Leia’s gimmick be?
Well, if you’re not interested in him, can you pass him my information? That totally sounds like my kind of man!