Seriously, people.
August 23rd, 2005
No phone conversation is so important that you need to have it while taking a poo.
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No phone conversation is so important that you need to have it while taking a poo.
…unless you’re calling Charmin’s poo hotline.
David Sedaris has a great story about how he and his sisters constantly talk while in the restroom. As for which book it’s in, I couldn’t tell you. He seems to be everywhere these days. Maybe it is in “Me Talk Pretty One Day.”
Though, please tell me that you didn’t happen to post this from your phone while YOU were in the restroom.
No, but I should have tried to get a photo.
I hang up if anyone tries to take me in the bathroom with them. Ewewewewewew.
are you kidding me? the bathroom is the quietest room in my house.
I guess I should clarify: it was a public restroom and the offender was in the next stall.
Obvious Cliche…. “No Shit?”
Agree with you on public restrooms. However, I work from home and thus…
I do this frequently. Great reverb in there. And for men, we do our greatest thinking while on the throne. You just wait to flush until you hang up, or, if it’s a long conversation, you mute the phone, hit the handle and quickly exit the bathroom.
Most people don’t know that I have them on the phone when I’m on the shitter, so it doesn’t matter. The ones who do know rarely care.
I have informed my friends that if they call me and are immediately bounced to my voice mail, it’s probably because I’m using the facilities and not because I’m avoiding them. They have thanked me for this.