Random Thoughts from a Large Head

Because I’m so amused by the never-ending bounds of my cleverness, I present to you the e-mail I sent my AMAZING friends who will be helping me this weekend with the house:

Here’s the plan, with times slightly adjust because I need to sleep in
just a little bit:

9:00am – Destruction Assessment. The Destruction Assessment Response
Team (DART) will arrive at the house and assess needs for the day.
The DART will depart for Home Depot and any other necessary stops to
gather supplies, equipment, and refreshments.

10:30am(ish) – Destruction begins! The Carpet Removal and Elimination
Elite Posse (CREEP) begins to remove carpet. Parties not wishing to
be CREEPs can join the Cabinet Lining Installation Posse (CLIP), the
Can A Dogdoor be Installed in this Location Leisurely and without much
Angst Corps (CADILLAC), the SHower door Inspection and Removal Troop
(SHIRT), and/or the Spic-And-Spanification Squadron of Youallrockhard
(SASSY).

I don’t know where my tools are, so if you have any tools that might
be handy (box cutters, hammers, screwdrivers, crowbars, work gloves,
etc.), please bring them. The DART will also pick up some spares of
all of these. Does anyone have a shop vac? Can anyone think of
specific supply needs (contractor garbage bags, work gloves, etc.)?

I’m planning to be there most of the day. Any time you can give would
be awesome, even if it is just to stop by and say hi.

THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU for your help. I’m really excited about
getting to see all of you and doing this.