Random Thoughts from a Large Head

I met a neighbor (the first I’ve actually spoken with). Her name is Linda and she has three kids who like to use my driveway to do circles on their bikes.

I was considering shaking my fist at them and telling them to get off my lawn, but thought it would be more prudent towards neighborly relations to not establish myself as the cranky curmudgeon this early in the game.

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If you’re ever thinking you want to perform some DIY plumbing, go talk to Bryan at the Home Depot on Garland Road. We’re tight now that I’ve utilized his help three times each Saturday for the past two weeks.

With his guidance, I successfully (fingers crossed) put a new wax seal under my toilet, replaced the pipe which supplies water to the toilet, replaced the valve inside the toilet, cut the copper pipe supplying water to my dishwasher, got water to the dishwasher and wired the dishwasher all by myself (with the exception of the dishwasher water connection, which Ru had to come over and tighten because I’m too much of a weakling).

Bryan told me if I keep doing much more plumbing, I’m going to be super strong and then have to start my own home improvement business. No thank you.

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There isn’t much to make you feel lonelier than waiting for a co-worker to meet you at the Starbucks in Lakewood on a Friday night.

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Dear SBC,

I kindly offer you this view of both of my extended middle fingers for telling me that DSL would be turned on yesterday, only to have no record of me placing an order BECAUSE YOU DON’T OFFER DSL IN MY AREA. This would have been nice to have known TEN DAYS AGO WHEN I PLACED MY ORDER.

I hope you can see this, because I’m doing it as hard as I can.

Huggles,
Leia

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Dear SBC,

I kindly offer you this view of my extended middle finger for telling me that DSL would be turned on today, only to have no record of me placing an order. Enjoy!

Huggles,
Leia

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If you’re ever thinking to yourself, “Sure I’m no plumber or electrician, but I’m smart and sort of handy and I could save money by installing a dishwasher myself!”, just give me a call and I’ll set you straight.

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