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The Most Delicate Zipper in the World

March 5th, 2007

The dress arrived today. Hooray for places that can instantly ship something labeled “wedding” (most traditional bridal outfits take 10-14 weeks to arrive).

I tried it on and I think it is a winner. It’s lacier than it appeared in the photo, but I think it will still fit the casual vibe we are going for. I’ll need to get some minor adjustments made. The length is good (which was my biggest concern).

I tried the dress on tonight and, breaking tradition, showed Jim. In attempting to delicately remove the dress to put it back in its wrapping and protect it until May, I couldn’t get the zipper down. So, I asked Jim (who was cooking chicken with one hand) to unzip the dress. That’s when the zipper pull broke off.

I’m not sure if that’s a good omen, or a bad one.

leia random

  1. rayrangutan
    March 6th, 2007 at 09:18 | #1
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    Wedding dress zippers should be torn off on the wedding night.

  2. Christine
    March 8th, 2007 at 02:17 | #2
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    You will now be trapped in the dress until May. At which time, no one will want to be around you because of the beat up dress.
    I think it is a sign you weren’t supposed to show him. Send it back, get a fresh one, and don’t show it. (It doesn’t count if it is identical, does it?)

  3. lauri.grohn@netsonic.fi
    March 19th, 2007 at 19:32 | #3
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